Wednesday, February 8

if an if was a skiff

What if orange Tic Tacs tasted like carrots?

They look like carrots, but would they taste good with ranch dip?

Probably not...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not feel that they resemble carrots all that much. They're orange. But so are oranges, the pants on the OSU Cowboy, and orange paper clips. But yet, I choose to not infer a false relationship betweem the two. Therefore, I do not find the question that you posed to be valid, much less logical.
p.s. I think if they did taste like carrots I would have to wash them down with a swig or two of ol' Hidden Valley, right from the bottle. Your friend- K-Bear

Two Guns said...

But yet? Can we be a little more redundant/careless with our use of double conjunctions? And don't even get me started on betweem.

Oh man, I need to get out of this pit o' illiteracy before I throw up all over my keyboard.

Two Guns said...

Maybe I went too far this time... sorry K-Bear.
Your friend, anonymous.

Jennifer said...

k-bear is my best friend. lay off, TG. yours truly, anonymous

Anonymous said...

Thank you best friend. And dos ammo, its a stylistic way of writing. Perhaps if you could stop seeing language as merely rules and more of artistic expressions you could come to appreciate it the way that I have.
K-Bear

Two Guns said...

I think you mean, "it's a stylistic way of writing," and by "stylistic," you must mean "ignorant." I take back my apology forever.

Jennifer said...

Ok, let's settle this. You both are great people. I like you both (but I like Kayla more, which is neither here nor there...) That's all that matters. Now shut up about it. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

That's okay K-Bear, you shouldn't get your feelings hurt over internet trolls anyhow.

Two Guns said...

To stab a guy in the back with his own nomenclature... have you no soul?

Anonymous said...

The status of my soul is judged by only one. Rest assured that you are not that person. I think the real question is why does a person lurk around striking at honest mistakes, i.e. typos. Which brings up another question, why is the person who does that questioning another's soul.

Jennifer said...

Ok, this is rediculous. Let's just love each other, troll and spelling bee champion alike. Thanks, guys. And now, STOP COMMENTING ON THE POST.

Two Guns said...

Yeah, anonymous, you spelling bee champion who ends questions with periods, just drop it. Why do you always have to have the last word anyway?